Sunday, September 10, 2006

 

True love......


My new girlfriend is a cheap date; 2 pounds of cat food and some off the rack white wine. After dinner we're going dancing; she loves to salsa [which resembles the rumba when she does it]. Question is how do I say something about the eye make up without hurting her feelings. The girl is touchy, when I mentioned her poor table manners she climbed up on the table and washed her hands in my glass of wine. Then again when we sit on the couch she turns into a real animal.
Love those eyes...........

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

 

They have you by the privates...

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Picture of boat after she was hauled for a Boat Survey which cost $550 plus $230 for take out and return to the water. Survey was done by a crazy ding bat who told me, among other things, that the fuel filter for engine was not marina approved which drives me nuts cause I just spent $30 in filters for it at West Marina. All this so I can get $90 a year liability insurance to satisfy the marina. Wonder how the insurance company would feel about a dead body in the bilge?

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