Monday, January 23, 2006
Dog Poop 101....... Lesson One
This is for my friends who don't have a dog but may get one in the future and my country friends who have a dog and are thinking about moving into town.
Overview: You may be asking yourself what's so important about poop? If you live on top of the hill, you're right; it's no big deal. However, if you live down the hill be aware that poop, like water, goes down hill but at a much slower speed than water. When you look up hill and see a brown glacier, you'll know it's important to pick up poop. It's not much better for flat landers because poop floats so that when it rains your awash in poop. All city folks need to pick up poop.
Health Warning: You maybe asking yourself if poop is dangerous to your health? The answer is yes and no. If you get caught in a poop glacier, you could drown in the stuff but here is a comforting fact: if a little poop would kill you, we would all be dead. Since I'm writing this and you're reading this, we must assume poop isn't too dangerous. There is the mental health aspect which needs to be addressed. Poop can drive you crazy. Otherwise normal people turn into raving maniacs when they see someone letting their dog poop in their yard and not picking it up. Poop wars are very dangerous.
More later. [Bet you can't wait?]
Overview: You may be asking yourself what's so important about poop? If you live on top of the hill, you're right; it's no big deal. However, if you live down the hill be aware that poop, like water, goes down hill but at a much slower speed than water. When you look up hill and see a brown glacier, you'll know it's important to pick up poop. It's not much better for flat landers because poop floats so that when it rains your awash in poop. All city folks need to pick up poop.
Health Warning: You maybe asking yourself if poop is dangerous to your health? The answer is yes and no. If you get caught in a poop glacier, you could drown in the stuff but here is a comforting fact: if a little poop would kill you, we would all be dead. Since I'm writing this and you're reading this, we must assume poop isn't too dangerous. There is the mental health aspect which needs to be addressed. Poop can drive you crazy. Otherwise normal people turn into raving maniacs when they see someone letting their dog poop in their yard and not picking it up. Poop wars are very dangerous.
More later. [Bet you can't wait?]
