Pedicab Man

Kick and Grab: Okay, you don't want to pick up the poop? Maybe you had a late night and forgot to bring bags for that 7:00 AM walk. It’s time for a little kick and grab. Here’s how it goes: Rover does his deal. You assume a nonchalant look. Sidle up to the poop, bend over like you’re going to pick up the poop, but instead quickly kick the poop towards the nearest bush with your left foot. At the same time, make a pick-up motion with your right hand, get a hand full of dirt or leaves and stick in your pocket. Your suspicious neighbor thinks you’re crazy for doing a bare-hand poop scoop and, best of all, you'll never have to speak to the nosey bitch again.