Sunday, February 12, 2006
Yankee do not doodle.............
For all my yankee friends. . . the Charleston Police have started to crack down on anyone who does the following:
1. saying ya'll with a northern accent.
2. saying eew to boiled peanuts.
3. shouting to locals from a car window for directions.
4. blowing your car horn.
5. not knowing you can't eat just one grit.
6. not having the decency to cover fat white a**.
7. driving slower than a horse carriage.
8. calling Coke........Pop.
9. saying "the way we do it up north is".
Watch it, ya'll be ended up in touon wing of Charleston Jail....
1. saying ya'll with a northern accent.
2. saying eew to boiled peanuts.
3. shouting to locals from a car window for directions.
4. blowing your car horn.
5. not knowing you can't eat just one grit.
6. not having the decency to cover fat white a**.
7. driving slower than a horse carriage.
8. calling Coke........Pop.
9. saying "the way we do it up north is".
Watch it, ya'll be ended up in touon wing of Charleston Jail....
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"ya'll be ended up in touon wing"
"Touon" is not in my northern dictionary....
Is it "tourist" with a Charleston accent? Is it "toucan" (i.e. the bird section...there is "wing" mentioned as a clue)?
Let us northerners know!!!
Patty
"Touon" is not in my northern dictionary....
Is it "tourist" with a Charleston accent? Is it "toucan" (i.e. the bird section...there is "wing" mentioned as a clue)?
Let us northerners know!!!
Patty
Just read your piece on our chance meeting for lunch and beer. Sorry I ruined your ride PCM. If'n I knew that, I'd have kept on going cause you keep eating those dogs from HDM, you are going to need to keep riding.
Pat
Pat
Patty, he means to write "touron," a derogatory term for "tourist." But as we all know, he can't spell.
Jennifer
Jennifer
Patty and Jennifer; touon is the correct spelling for the Alabama French word meaning yankee tourist.
jim
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