Sunday, February 12, 2006

 

Yankee do not doodle.............

For all my yankee friends. . . the Charleston Police have started to crack down on anyone who does the following:

1. saying ya'll with a northern accent.
2. saying eew to boiled peanuts.
3. shouting to locals from a car window for directions.
4. blowing your car horn.
5. not knowing you can't eat just one grit.
6. not having the decency to cover fat white a**.
7. driving slower than a horse carriage.
8. calling Coke........Pop.
9. saying "the way we do it up north is".


Watch it, ya'll be ended up in touon wing of Charleston Jail....


Comments:
"ya'll be ended up in touon wing"

"Touon" is not in my northern dictionary....

Is it "tourist" with a Charleston accent? Is it "toucan" (i.e. the bird section...there is "wing" mentioned as a clue)?

Let us northerners know!!!

Patty
 
Just read your piece on our chance meeting for lunch and beer. Sorry I ruined your ride PCM. If'n I knew that, I'd have kept on going cause you keep eating those dogs from HDM, you are going to need to keep riding.

Pat
 
Patty, he means to write "touron," a derogatory term for "tourist." But as we all know, he can't spell.

Jennifer
 
Patty and Jennifer; touon is the correct spelling for the Alabama French word meaning yankee tourist.

jim
 
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