Thursday, March 16, 2006
Gabriel blow your horn...
Know how a constant blowing of a car horn makes you want to scratch out someone's eyes? This car's horn blew and blew while the idiot calmly put money in the parking meter! We love our tourists but this guy needs a police escort to the edge of town for his own protection.
"Sir," I hollered, "Can you count?"
"I can count."
"Good, my middle finger means you're number one."
