Monday, March 20, 2006
Pedicab story........
We signed release forms at the annual pedicab riders meeting last week. These forms point out the rules and regulations that we're expected to obey. As a matter of interest, I kept up with the rules I broke the first 24 hours after the meeting:
Ran a red light.
Drove the wrong way on one way street. (Who designed these streets anyway?)
Ran a stop sign.
Passed on a yellow line.
Rode on the side walk.
Had a beer at lunch. (Well, it was St. Patrick's Day.)
Was out of uniform (not wearing the tacky pedicab t-shirt).
Transported four passengers. (The maxium is suspose to be three.)
Overcharged a local. (He was a jerk.)
Failed to make a pick-up. (It was St. Patrick's Day.)
Made fun of a bridegroom. (His friends loved it.)
Made fun of Ben (one of the slower carriage horses).
Gave a tour. (They had a New Jersey accent. Definately not under cover cops. Who could resist?)
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Jim, I don't know. Do you watch "My Name is Earl"? Well, all those things like insulting a Bridge Groom and the others are going to get you. You are going to have to make a list of all those infractions and make up for them to set your Karma straight. And not wearing your Pedicab shirt -- WOW, what a bad thing. Now insulting Old Ben -- that's got to stop. You better stop by the corner market and pick up a carrot or maybe a sugar cube for him. You gotta feed it to him yourself before he will forgive you man. Stay warm, it's too cold to Pedicab today. Pat
# posted by 
: 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
Pat, your a very smart man which is surprising since your Irish. Why didn't we have a beer together on St. Pats Day?
Pedicab Man told me he doesn't like the carriage horses. He thinks they're too spoiled...nice clean stalls; plenty of feed; cool, fresh water when it's hot; sponge baths, lots of treats and attention from tourists, etc. He says no one takes care of Pedicab Man like that. I think Pedicab Man is jealous. I tell Pedicab Man he'd get lots of attention too...if he was hung like Old Ben. Pedicab Man didn't think that was too funny. I think Pedicab Man got kinda hot. Maybe he needs to have his temperature taken.....
# posted by : 2:42 PM
: 2:42 PM
PCM like the idea of sponge baths but it take a very fast or very pretty vet to check his temperature.
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