Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Who needs a Mexican????
Picture is of rally at Marion Square, either to support or not to support the new immigration bill in Congress. When I asked people if they were for it or against it, all I got was, "No hablo inglés."
PCM is for opening the border with Mexico. If you're not in favor, take this test:
1. Take one live chicken, wring it's neck (you can use the optional chopping off of the head here, but the bird definitely needs to be dead before the next step).
2. Dip the headless bird in nearly boiling water for a couple minutes (you'll just love the smell of step two).
3. Pull off all the feathers. Are you getting used to the stink yet?
4. Open up body cavity. In time, you'll learn that a hatchet and very sharp knife work best for this step.
5. Clean out body cavity. Are you getting used to this new smell? Yes, the white stuff is chicken shit.
6. Pull out a butcher chart of a chicken and chop into appropriate parts.
7. Dig hole, bury head, body cavity stuff, and feet. (If you're doing a bird for me, just bury the whole damn thing.)
Remember, the next time you're chewing on a chicken wing that some little brown guy pulled the feathers off those dimple spots you'er sucking on.
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(A) I don't eat chicken wings (can you say 'barbaric?!!?'
(B) We are a country built on immigrants. Can you say 'Ellis Island?!!?' BUT THEY WERE 'LEGAL' IMMIGRANTS!!! If you live in Europe, if you live in Australia, IF YOU LIVE IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY THAN MEXICO, you have to enter a lottery to get a green card to live/work IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH. It takes on average 7 (SEVEN!!) years to win those lotteries!! Just because we're neighbors with Mexico (AND MOST OF THE PROTESTERS ARE FROM MEXICO), why should you get special treatment!! CLOSE THE GODDAMN BORDERS BEFORE THEY START STRAPPING BOMBS TO THE ILLEGALS!!!
(B) We are a country built on immigrants. Can you say 'Ellis Island?!!?' BUT THEY WERE 'LEGAL' IMMIGRANTS!!! If you live in Europe, if you live in Australia, IF YOU LIVE IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY THAN MEXICO, you have to enter a lottery to get a green card to live/work IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH. It takes on average 7 (SEVEN!!) years to win those lotteries!! Just because we're neighbors with Mexico (AND MOST OF THE PROTESTERS ARE FROM MEXICO), why should you get special treatment!! CLOSE THE GODDAMN BORDERS BEFORE THEY START STRAPPING BOMBS TO THE ILLEGALS!!!
# posted by 
: 11:14 PM
: 11:14 PM
The rest of the world hates us. BUT, the rest of the world wants to live here. Hmmmmmmmm....
Do you know that EVERY TEXTBOOK IN MEXICAN PRIMARY SCHOOLS teaches those 'brown' people to hate the white man?!!? 'Cause we 'stole' Texas. Christ - we'll give it back. There is NOTHING worthwhile about TEXAS. Been there? Nothin' but dirt, dust, and 10-gallon cowboys with 2-gallon hats. Yo, Mexico, get over it. After all, the two Bush presidents came from Texas - you can have those motherfuckers, as well!!
Do you know that EVERY TEXTBOOK IN MEXICAN PRIMARY SCHOOLS teaches those 'brown' people to hate the white man?!!? 'Cause we 'stole' Texas. Christ - we'll give it back. There is NOTHING worthwhile about TEXAS. Been there? Nothin' but dirt, dust, and 10-gallon cowboys with 2-gallon hats. Yo, Mexico, get over it. After all, the two Bush presidents came from Texas - you can have those motherfuckers, as well!!
# posted by : 11:21 PM
: 11:21 PM
You're right it's againest the law for most of the Mexicans being in this country. Why pass a new law when we don't enforce the old laws?
My point is simple. I don't know any white, asians or african people who are willing to clean chickens.
My point is simple. I don't know any white, asians or african people who are willing to clean chickens.
"Remember, the next time you're chewing on a chicken wing that some little brown guy pulled the feathers off those dimple spots you'er sucking on."
Finally, some English to correct! Jim has been employing an illegal alien spell checker just to throw me off.
So, let's see...I want to be clear to people that they are not sucking on the dimple spots of the little brown guy...Jim is talking about the chicken wing.
"Remember, the next time you're chewing on a chicken wing, some little brown guy pulled the feathers off those dimple spots you're sucking on." Just a comma fixes that, right?
o puede ser "Recuerdate, la próxima vez que comes una ala de pollo, fue una persona mal pagado y mal tratado solo por no tener documentos legales, que tuve que hacer el trabajo sucio de limpiarla para ti."
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Finally, some English to correct! Jim has been employing an illegal alien spell checker just to throw me off.
So, let's see...I want to be clear to people that they are not sucking on the dimple spots of the little brown guy...Jim is talking about the chicken wing.
"Remember, the next time you're chewing on a chicken wing, some little brown guy pulled the feathers off those dimple spots you're sucking on." Just a comma fixes that, right?
o puede ser "Recuerdate, la próxima vez que comes una ala de pollo, fue una persona mal pagado y mal tratado solo por no tener documentos legales, que tuve que hacer el trabajo sucio de limpiarla para ti."
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