Pedicab Man

Lady say, "Are my friend and I too big to carry?"

PCM say, "Oh, no mam, that's not a problem (fat ass)"

Note: Fat ass above is my subliminal thinking process.

Lady say, "What's the fare to Marion Square?"

PCM answer, "Five dollar per person and if you're not smiling at the end it's free (tight wad)."

Somehow lady and friend squeeze in cab, and we're off to Marion Square 2 miles away so they can waddle around the art exhibit shown in the above picture.