Friday, August 18, 2006
Best friend!
It's about one in the morning. My best friend has been sleeping in my bed. Earlier I noticed some little black and white hairs laying in the bed. On further investigation there was piles of the stuff down under the cover where the little shit had been taking his naps. So I climbed in and tried to sleep anyway but finally threw in the towel and am washing the sheets. I need a shower. He needs dog training...........YOU ARE A DOGS, YOU WEIGH 15 POUNDS, YOU DO NOT OWE OR NEED A QUEEN SIZE BED, YOU HAVE A VERY NICE LITTLE DOG BED, USE YOUR OWN BED.