Monday, October 09, 2006

 

Call list

Jennifer needed someone to assist with the birth.

1. Friend Mary Schewiers: New York on school trip.
2. Sister Caroline: in West By-God Virginia drinking beer and watching Redskins play.
3. Mother: In Alabama to watch Arkansas beat the hell out of Auburn.
4. Sister Anne: Annapolis, Maryland being a boat bum.
5. Boy friend Clarke: bad cold.
6. King Street Bag Lady: passed out in back booth at Cumberlands.
7. Daughter Lulu: no dogs allowed in hospital.

AND................last person on list...........

Father Jim: front and center.

Comments:
Sometimes it's the last option that's the best option...
 
Hey, wait a minute....boyfriend with a bad cold?!!? Sounds like "presence at child-birth disease" to me (and believe you me, I would DEFINITELY come down with that if it was me!!!).
 
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