Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Bucket of Coon anyone?
Bandit caught napping after a hard night on the job:
1. Inventory control: counting Kibble's pellets in the dog's dish.
2. Lunch break: eats the Kibble's pellets she likes and throwing out the rest.
3. Guard duty: keeping the dog awake since that's his job.
4. Customer relations: randomly hitting speed dial on the phone at 2:00 AM.
5. Building and grounds: spilling the dog's water on the floor to give those bums on 1st shift something to do.
6. Product development: animal testing on new line of eye make-up [watch out PETA].
