Friday, January 19, 2007
A Chunkey Monkey
Jackson James Wallace aka Squeaky, Butterbean, Buddha Baby, at 18 pounds and 26 inches. Looks like offensive tackle material to me.
Go ahead and admit it: he's a good looking kid.
I'm trying to teach him the important things in life:
1. how to use the remote control.
2. how to make the perfect martini.
So far, the only thing he's got down is how to fill up a diaper; you have to deal with a lot of s--t to get a baby to 18 pounds, yuck. Actually, his mother has to deal with a lot of s--t, I'd throw up............