Wednesday, March 28, 2007
POlice State
Pedicab Man wonders:
1. Can you get ticketed for running a stop sign if your going the wrong way on a one way street?
2. Why don't the police lock Pedicab Man up and throw away the key for all the traffic laws he breaks in one hour not to mention a day?
Pedicab Man Considers the facts:
1. Downtown you have the Charleston City Police, North Charleston Police, Port Authority Police, MUSC college police, College of Charleston fat cops, Citadel Rent-a-Cop, US Federal Marshals, Charleston County Sheriffs, state police, SLED Agents and a few thousand private dicks hired by the hotels. Not to mention the odd Folly Beach, Mt. Pleasant, Sullivan's Island cop, FBI Agent, Coast Guard cop who might wander into town for coffee.
2. Bureaucrat Laws say each of these entities has to have a Chief-What-in-Charge, several chiefs for evening and night shifts, admin chiefs, HR chiefs, maintenance chiefs, communication chiefs, weekend chiefs, holiday chiefs, dispatch chiefs, union representative chief and on and on.
Pedicab Man finds the answers:
1. To many chiefs not enough money left for Indians.
2. We now know why the governor has to use the National Guard if there is any real problems.
Pedicab Man demands action:
There is one pedicab cop who works part time in Charleston. We need to make the jerk Chief of Pedicab Cops and get his ass off the streets so Pedicab Man doesn't get another ticket this year.
Labels: I feel safer already........
