Monday, June 25, 2007
Raccoon Lady and Pedicab Man go west

What has the following:
1. One electrical outlet.
2. Five channels on cable TV.
3. Hard to hook-up computer access.
4. One trash can in a very large room .
5. No ice on the 6th floor.
Answer: Caesars Palace [they don't want you screwing around in the room when you could be feeding a bandit or throwing craps]. The bathrooms are super, apparantly they want people to be clean when they throw away their money.