Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Dog wars
Lulu thinks she's a Chinese Emperoress and being of royal blood wants what she wants when she wants it.
1. In the morning she growls at me when I get her out of bed for her walk.......then walks slowly
into the living room and goes back to sleep.
2. On the road I have to pull her the first 1/2 mile in a hurry so she'll poop on the Greenway where I can kick it in the ditch [a little brown on the shoe
beats the hell out of a bag of shit, unless it's a cold morning].
3. Then when I want to take my time and pick up some pecans she pulls me back to the house where she growls at me again when I wipe the sand off
her belly.
She be a black bitch......
1. In the morning she growls at me when I get her out of bed for her walk.......then walks slowly
into the living room and goes back to sleep.
2. On the road I have to pull her the first 1/2 mile in a hurry so she'll poop on the Greenway where I can kick it in the ditch [a little brown on the shoe
beats the hell out of a bag of shit, unless it's a cold morning].
3. Then when I want to take my time and pick up some pecans she pulls me back to the house where she growls at me again when I wipe the sand off
her belly.
She be a black bitch......