Monday, December 31, 2007
New Years Resolutions
1. Quit cussing: Jennifer wants Jack to learn all the bad words from complete strangers.
2. Get up earlier: so I can steal the neighbor's paper.
3. Lose 10 pounds: it's on everyone list--just trying to get along.
4. Pull for Alabama football: why not? Seventy-five percent of New Years resolutions are broken anyway.
5. Don't buy any bicycles or tents: well at least not till it warms up some.
6. Throw out Scooter's rawhide bone: I keep finding that damn bone in my bed, then waking up at 3:00 AM worrying about fleas.
7. Start doing speed work: my goal is to keep up with Jack till he is three.
8. Wash my car: it'll be ready for the 2008 dirt change in October.
9. Make pancakes every Saturday and biscuits on Sunday: this trumps resolution number three above.
10. Drink plenty of brown water: rum and coke!
And last: Don't let Jack play in the street: Jennifer wants him to grow up learning cuss words from strangers.
