Pedicab Man

By Jennifer Wallace

He couldn't find his heart rate monitor, and he was tearing up the house looking for it.

"You're disorganized," I told him. He didn't contradict me. He kept tearing up the house, muttering to himself and throwing things around.

"And discombobulated," I added.

"Disrespected," he said, getting into the game.

"Disturbed," I said.

"Disappointed," he said triumphantly, and the games began.

Disenfranchised

Disengaged

Disavowed

Disproved

Disagreeable

Disabled

Disconnected

Disreputable

Disoriented

Discovered

Distracted

If he were a lawyer, he would be disbarred.

During our discourse, I fell out of my chair laughing at "distinguished" and then again at "discreet." Anyone who knows the PCM, knows that he's dissheveled and disinclined to keep secrets. And I flat out disagreed with "disintoxicated." Disorderly maybe. . . For now, this post is dismissed.