- Lulu, Scooter and I were taking a nap, on my office couch, the other day. Lulu's snoring has become meditative to me so I was startled when she started crying in her sleep. I felt sorry for her and woke her up. She growled at me --I wouldn't want to meet whatever scares that bitch in her dreams.
- Every once in awhile Scooter likes to cop a sniff of Lulu's back side--it's a dog thing. Lulu was swishing her ass back and forth down the Greenway today and there was Scooter with his nose about an inch off her ass. His head keeping pace with her back side like a horizontal metronome. I cracked up.
- Scooter can run up to a large oak tree, lift his leg --getting extra points for style-- and miss the tree. Nor even close is what I'm talking about. He never hits anything but the ground in spite of being right next to a bush, garbage can, car tire, fence, telephone pole etc. I'm saying the boy can't hit the side of a barn! There is one exception, every once in awhile Lulu wanders in too close and get a yellow bath ---it really pisses Jennifer off when this happens. My fear of being growled at keeps me from laughing out loud. If confronted about my smile I tell a little white lie.
# posted by Jim Wallace aka PCM @ 9:27 AM