Thursday, January 17, 2008
Jim's election year lotto
Election LOTTO:How to Enter: Just write your 5 luck numbers, with a magic marker, on a $20 dollar bill and mail to me. If you're feeling awful damn luckly, or are very stupid, include your return address.
Prize: There is only one prize, which we call the GRAND PRIZE.
GRAND PRIZE: You get all the things Presidential Politicans have promised this election year and can deliver.
NOTE: Not feeling lucky with this bunch of pols? Then just send $10 Bucks to me, call at a later date and I'll give you one million in FREE advice, including who to vote for in November.
Labels: GRAND PRIZE can you say BIG FAT ZERO
