Pedicab Man

This is Scooter. Scooter is a Terrier. Terriers like to hump. I had a few drinks the other night and did a Google Search for Doggy Sex Toys. Trouble is these doggy porn sites aren't perverted enough to have people legs. Not only are we looking for a sex toy leg...Scooter doesn't like left legs; so we are looking for a specific toy.... doggy humper RIGHT leg. Oh yea, it needs to be one he can't chew up or there will be pieces of fake leg all over the house or Lulu might drag it into the yard--the shame of it all. Maybe I should write Anne Landers?

Labels: good thing he's cute