Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Why didn't I read the fine print?
To maximize profits...er keep prices low, Tour Daddy Bicycle Touring Company may have to confiscate bicycles to help pay for your trip. Not to worry, most of you cheapskates don't have bikes worth a shit anyway. In addition, you maybe asked to participate in the Tour Daddy's mobile advertising program. Our modern looking, cardboard signs will add a little class to your ride....and no bitching about those signs slowing you down. 
