Saturday, February 07, 2009
8% unemployment..What's the problem?
I don't know why folks get so fired up over a little unemployment when the Internet is so full of opportunities? Just start your own business working from home...it's easy. Here are just a few opportunities that nice people have emailed me in the last week:1. You can make $3,500 a week doing Google Searches from home and no experience is necessary. Even if your not unemployed why not quit that stupid job and go for this one?
2. BUT..what if your have a government job and 2 hours on the computer a day, doing Google searches, sounds like too much work? Here is the deal for you. In just two easy steps you can get a government grant. Over 15 billion in funding available.
Once you have all that cash flow you'll want to improve your life. Again the Internet is the place to go. Here are just a few opportunities:
1. Live to be 150 with America's number one anti-aging pill.
2. Flush out extra weight with Belly Bulge Be Gone. Guaranteed 10 pounds a week weight loss.
3. Get Magic Jack and never pay for phone service again. NEVER.
4. Never Scrub Toilet Bowl Cleaner.
Then again, you may just want to wait till until my new product hits the market? Your very own $100 dollar bill printing press. It's free with the standard terms and a 30 day money back guarantee. Note: Part of the GREEN Movement, they only run on hot wind power--you can buy some of mine if you run out.
I know most of you aren't going for any of this stuff. Your thinking why go to the trouble? All you have to do is wait for the millions Microsoft and Yahoo are sending you for forwarding all those emails to me! Right? Fess up, you know you did it.
Labels: PT Barmum lives..
