Pedicab Man

I've come to the conclusion that what we need downtown is not MORE tour-ons but RICHER tour-ons.  We need a city ordinance that demands tour-ons maintain an ass pocket full of cash at all times.  I'm thinking about a 2 inch roll of cash and forget those dollar bills, we want twenties, fifties and hundred dollar bills--and no getting testy about change. Penalty for non-compliance is immediate deportation back up north. We'll put parking cops in charge of enforcement--these guys haven't missed a illegally parked vehicle in years .... spotting broke Yankees should be a piece of cake.